Learn to Drive!

If you want to learn to drive come to Italy. As you all know I'm carreening around tight corners and cliffs in southern Italy is yes a fucken Bus, a 10 passenger Renault bus for christ sakes someone give me a captains hat. So far those who have come in my path and have not lived to tell about it, a fig tree, we still have a fig on our roof, the awning of a fish shop, the one that got away a black dog, let's see how fast he is next time I peel around the corner. Oh yes and their are a few olive trees (probably about 100 years old) that won't look at me the same again.