Thursday, December 30, 2004

Keep Our Dick Rocking for New Years!

As many of you may know Dick Clark will not be hosting his Rocking New Year's Special from Time Square this year due to a stroke the old geyser recently had.
I think it's not fair to the millions (or lets say 100's) of people who watch his show every year.
How do we save New Years and keep Dick in the Festivities?
Simple!
Saw off his head and replace the ball that drops down at midnight, with his decapitated noggin'.
Imagine how great it would be every year to see the old guys rottin' head slide down that pole? Every year it getting more and more grotesque till it's a skull! That would be awesome and he would still be an integral part of every New Year!

Have a safe and Happy one y'all!

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