The Worst Canadian - Top Ten!
Well the CBC is doing their greatest Canadian, I thought it was time to tally who our worst Canadians have been.
So get set and nominate who you think the worst Canadians have been. You might want to give a little discription of them so people can send thier votes on them.
I'll start the ball rolling with my nominations for Canada's Worst Canadians:
1/ Brian Mulroney! - Former Prime Minster, brought us free trade, puppet of the US
2/ Ben Mulroney! - son of rancid PM, tv reporter whose talent is on parr with a wedge of lime. (NOW IN 1st PLACE)
3/ Alan Eagleson! - Hockey player agent, criminal whose many scams included those againts the NHLPA (national hockey league player association). Served 6 mnth in prison.
4/ Diefenbaker! - Former Prime Minister who was instrumental in destroying Canada's Avro Arrow Project(Canada's sumpreme fighter jet), and his archaic views of Canada and Canadians.
5/ Dalton McGuinty! - Stupid, long-necked and current Priemer of Ontario who is fucking around with our Health Care, and broken promises left and right.
Here are some add ons based on your votes (keep 'em coming)
6/ Mike Bullard! - Void of humour or style, he managed to stay on the air for years without really showing us why. Finally someone in a position of power actually watched his show and quickly cancelled it. Awkward Canadian television at it's best.
And a vote for Ben Mulroney, so he is now in 1st place.
5 Comments:
I'm with Rob. Canadian Tire guy. Or that talentless bastard who juggles in the Maple Leaf commericial. -Amanda
Well... off the top of my head (I may add more later):
* Ben Mulroney (even though I think he's cute & am available if he'd like to take out an older smart girl)
*The Mr Wendy's (un)Official Spokesman guy. (can anyone else make us look so stupid?)
*Wayne Gretsky (Hey! Don't throw things at me! The guy moved south, made millions, and still pretends to be "one of us")
*Our current Prime Minister -- because his well known management practices related to his (former) company CSL, are, well, *very* UnCanadian. (well documented, btw, in a CBC documentary shown on a great show which was subsequently cancelled... wonder why?). And besides, he invited Dubya up here even though 70-80% of us oppose him.
... there will be others, i'll get back to you
CleverGirl
Oh Yeah!
*David Frum -- definitely in the top 3.
CleverGirl
one last one...
I dunno the name, but whoever it was who signed the order which decided that a bunch of old rusty second hand submarines were good enough for our boys. (probably also the same person who signed the order which says that we don't need updated helicopters, too!)
I'm gonna vote for Tarzan Dan. Anyone who doesn't remember him is blessed. For those of us that do, Tarzan Dan flogged the AM airwaves for years with his zany and kooky radio schtick. You know what Tarzan Dan rhymes with? Cock Sucker.
-Mark De Angelis
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