IT's My sTuff!

This is the 5 star hotel I stay in, it is wonderful to look at indeed.
The chambermaids fold all my clothes and move my shit into nice locations and it drives me crazy, when I can't find my advil I'm not a happy camper. Just don't touch my shit, don't touch it, if my undies are on the floor its for a reason. If my ass cream is by my bed don't put it in the washroom. And my favourite is any time we need something done in the place their excuse is always "we don't do that we are a 5 star hotel"....(balls)
I finally added that pic mentioned earliar in "why am I smiling".