so far

So the other day our van took down a sheet off someones clothes line.
For the record Amanda's emails fucken kill me and the rest of you are lazy fucks.
What is going on in Puglia, much of the same, churches, old stuff, olive trees, blah blah blah baroque, blah blah orechiette, blah blah.
Luftansa and Alitalia should be fucken dissolved as companies for what they made us go through regarding lost luggage. Both of them are like spoiled children.
My ass cream opend all over my medicine so I had Advil stuck in ass cream, funny enough the advil still had that sweet taste to it.
I am back at the hotel with the roaches the size of cats and they fucken lost some shirts I had them launder for me. "We are still working on finding them" which in Italy means we have no fucken clue where they are nor are we looking.