Porn and Chocolate

OK so as many of you know when I'm working I stay at 5 star hotels. Currently staying at a 5 star sheridan properity, yes the one with roaches the size of kittens. But the best part of this hotel is on channel 18 there is a free porn chanel, but we are talking hard-core porn the kind that makes a perv like me blush. I mean I was cringing as I was watching these crack whores getting plowed by a plethora of cocks. But on my night stand every night there is a lovely little choclate, sapore latte (flavour milk). So I tuck myself into warm covers and eat my choclate and go to sleep with chanel 18 in the background.