The Worst Canadian - Top Ten!

Well the CBC is doing their greatest Canadian, I thought it was time to tally who our worst Canadians have been.
So get set and nominate who you think the worst Canadians have been. You might want to give a little discription of them so people can send thier votes on them.

I'll start the ball rolling with my nominations for Canada's Worst Canadians:

1/ Brian Mulroney! - Former Prime Minster, brought us free trade, puppet of the US
2/ Ben Mulroney! - son of rancid PM, tv reporter whose talent is on parr with a wedge of lime. (NOW IN 1st PLACE)
3/ Alan Eagleson! - Hockey player agent, criminal whose many scams included those againts the NHLPA (national hockey league player association). Served 6 mnth in prison.
4/ Diefenbaker! - Former Prime Minister who was instrumental in destroying Canada's Avro Arrow Project(Canada's sumpreme fighter jet), and his archaic views of Canada and Canadians.
5/ Dalton McGuinty! - Stupid, long-necked and current Priemer of Ontario who is fucking around with our Health Care, and broken promises left and right.
Here are some add ons based on your votes (keep 'em coming)
6/ Mike Bullard! - Void of humour or style, he managed to stay on the air for years without really showing us why. Finally someone in a position of power actually watched his show and quickly cancelled it. Awkward Canadian television at it's best.

And a vote for Ben Mulroney, so he is now in 1st place.

2 Weeks till December!

For those of you who celebrate Christmas with gifts. I wanted to give you a little heads up, if you spend the next two weeks doing all your Christmas shopping, by the time December rolls around, you will be sitting pretty whilst everyone else runs around like sons-a-bitches in search of whatever mangy items are left on store shelves. Do it early and Do it fast.

Politically Speaking

OK, with the U.S election having gone in favour of Bush I've had many sentiments on the situation. But I think there is a song that for me sums up my feelings on George W. Bush and it's by one of the greatest poets and songwriters ever, his name Leonard Cohen, the song; The Future, Here's the first stanza:

Give me back my broken night
my mirrored room, my secret life
it's lonely here,
there's no one left to torture
Give me absolute control
over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby,
that's an order!
Give me crack and anal sex
Take the only tree that's left
and stuff it up the hole
in your culture
Give me back the Berlin wall
give me Stalin and St Paul.
I've seen the future, brother:
it is murder.

Great Comedy- Awesome Duo!

LOOKING FOR COMEDY?
I am very critical of comedy, being a comedian myself. Generally I'm not a huge fan of sketch, it's got to be good for me to recommend it. So here is a show I whole heartly recommend and some brief points as to why.

Leslie Seiler is one of the most generous, talented and funny people I have professionally worked with, on a personal note: she's a total bitch.
Lauren Ash, is honest, brilliant, and also funny as hell.

Together these two have formed a Sketch Comedy duo called: CORY
They are performing every Wednesday in November at the the Second City in Toronto. Don't miss it.
They do a sketch in the gynocologists office which is brilliant. Lauren Ash does a song that I have yet to see something as shocking, bold, and fucken funny that at the very end of the song had me fucken cheering like a fucken Texan that voted for Bush!

Details:
WEDNESDAYS: November 3rd, 10th,17th,24th
The Second City, 56 Blue Jays Way
Showtime 9pm
Price $8 and well worth it!

Bad Blogger!!!

I will admit I've been a bad blogger lately,
I haven't made any decent or recent worthy posts.
Has it been because I was uninspired? Yes, but not really.
I have been very busy. I am now I home owner for anyone who knows me.
But nonetheless, I have recently shrugged my Blog responsobilities and will get back on track so expect some good posts.