Peace Order & Good Government ! We demand it!

Our American friends believe in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness" and while most Canadians value those aspects of life, our motto has been and will continue to be "Peace, Order and Good Government".

I think last night was prime example of that.
We elected a Minority Liberal government.
Which sends the obvious message to the Liberals, you've been FUCKING UP, so you better shape up because we demand GOOD GOVERNMENT.

We have the Conservatives as the opposition. I want to make a special note here for anyone who maybe confused:
The Conservatives of today are not the Progressive Conservatives of yesterday. These new Conservatives are a meshing of some Right wing Progressive Conservatives with the Alliance a.k.a yesterdays Reform Party. But if you aren't clear from my blog as of yet that means they are CrAzY FuCKerS. Harper of course being their ignorant Cheif!!! But at least as the opposition, they will keep a strong eye on the Liberals. This election certainly had The Liberals shitting their pants, so I hope this means they will shape up!

Now for the PEACE and ORDER That is where the NDP comes into play! The Liberals will have to work with the NDP in order to have a government and I think with both their work ethics and policies when not out of WACK; that being the Liberals drunk with power and the NDP going too social crazy and not being fiscally responsibility. Together: I think they should make good bedfellows! Each balancing the others weakness.

On a last note for Stephen Harper I just wanted to say; "Fuck you Asshole!"

Toronto's Best friend!

This is just a shout out for anyone who does not believe that pets are powerful.

Yesterday a man from New Brunswick drove to Toronto with an arsenal of ammo and guns in his car with the intention of firing at random and wounding and killing as many Torontonians as possible (sick fucker).
On his way to do his murderous deed, a dog ran up to him and started to play with him. Which gave the man a change of heart, he ran up to a police officer and told him to take him away that he was a sick fuck and was planning this vicious attack.
A big thank you from me to the DOG!!!
As well as to Const. Fraser Douglas one of Toronto's finest, he's police officer who seized this insane guy who will not be named on my site.

Some might suggest a higher power was involved.
Dog lovers know the power that dogs have over people.
And for anyone who wants to read about the mystical connection between dogs and people.
I recommend the book by
Shirley Maclaine "Out on a Leash"

For more info on this dog story. <CLICK HERE for the cbc version of this story< Click here

SUMMER!!!

Yesterday marked the first day of SUMMER! Enjoy it while it's here because it seems we Canadians love to bitch in the winter on how cold it is. Enjoy the heat and frolic. Everyone needs to frolic more, especially people in important positions of power. The world would be a better place if we all frolicked more.

And wear Sunblock.

For Canada's UV advisory <Click Here And go UV on the left.

HARPER is a FUCK NUT!!

It is time to VOTE everyone!!!!
Go out there and excercise your duty and your right to VOTE!
But just to make things clear for those of you who aren't politically savvy!

Stephen Harper is a Fuck-Nut:

He wants less control on GUNS -fucken loser
He is anti-a woman's right to choose.-fucken asshole
He is anti environment. -fucken idiot
He is very PRO AMERICA so much so he wants an AMERICAN representative in our GOVERNMENT!-fucken bastard

And on the off chance Stephen Harper reads my blog. I just want to tell him to
GO FUCK HIMSELF!!!
and Tarah I know you feel the same way too, so I just want to say PEACE to everyone else, and please go out and VOTE!

Advanced Polling? Where do I go??

I've been blathering about the election long enough.
Avoid Line Ups. Get it over with!
You can vote in advance this Friday 18th
You can vote in advance this Saturday 19th
You can vote in advance this Monday 21st
or you can
Vote with everyone else on MONDAY JUNE 28th!

How do I find out where the ADVANCE POLLING STATIONS ARE?
Easy!
1. Go to www.elections.ca
2. Enter postal code in "Find Your Electoral District" 3. Hit Enter
4. Click on the question: "Where do I vote?",
5. It will tell you, Where and What times you can vote at the ADVANCE POLLING STATIONS!

Take me there now <Click Here

Book review- davinci code

This is a book review for Dan Brown's hit thriller, mystery, secret underground societies, fictional book:
The DaVinci Code.

It is a BIG book and I don't like to read big books, they take a lot of time, and go on forever, but this book became a page turner. It takes about 10 chapters, I was kinda bored at first and then BOOM! I got hooked and couldn't get enough of it, because even though this book is fiction, a lot of the theories presented are thought to be true. So it gets you thinking maybe the church has been hiding stuff from the world.

If you like:
Conspiracy Theories,
Secret societies,
Hidden meaning in art,
Spirituality that makes you think,
French people,
The genius of Da Vinci.
Then you'll like this book!!!
If you don't like any of that then,<Click Here

More reason's he's a COCK-SLAP

THIS JUST IN....
Stephen Harper still a COCK-SLAP!!!
Anyone who is an ACTOR in Canada might want to see what MR. HARPER is planing to do to our industry and our jobs. Check it out below.

<CLICK HERE FOR THE INFO

But I don't know who to vote for?!

OK, so your not politically astute.
So what you're CANADIAN that's all that matters.
Click on these 4 web sites, see what they have to say and then you can decide:

1. Click CONSERVATIVES
2. Click GREEN
3. Click LIBERALS
4. Click NDP

Still not sure, here are the other parties you could vote for (some of them look a little crazy):

5. Click BLOC QUEBECOIS
6. Click CANADIAN ACTION PARTY
7.Click CHRISTIAN HERITAGE PARTY
8. Click COMMUNIST PARTY
9. Click LIBERTARIAN PARTY
10. Click MARIJANA PARTY
11. Click MARXIST-LENINIST PARTY
12. Click PROGRESSIVE CANADIAN PARTY

Still not sure, got to your voting station, and SPOIL YOUR BALLOT, by either not checking anyone, or penciling in your own box with a comment like "I don't trust any of these people". At least this way you've let your VOTE COUNT!

COCK-SLAP of the MONTH - JUNE

I want to thank Clever Girl for her great suggestions, but the COCK-SLAP of the Month for JUNE is, leader of the Progressive Consevative Party of Canada:
Mr. Stephen Harper.

He won based on his stance:
"to forget about the Kyoto treaty",
the same stance which made George W. look like an even bigger asshole to the world, looks like Harper is following in his footprints.
According to our COCK-SLAP, the nerdly coiffed Harper; "the Kyoto Protocol a useless response to the 'national concern' of smog."
Wait just when you think he couldn't get any more fucken useless he goes on to say;
"Carbon dioxide, while linked to global warming, is not a threat to air quality," and the most idiotic bullshit to come out of this assholes face;
"Carbon dioxide does not cause or contribute to smog, and the Kyoto treaty would do nothing to reduce or prevent smog."

In a nutshell:
Pollution + Heat = SMOG
This means that reducing GREENHOUSE gas emissions (pay attention here Harper) as outlined in the KYOTO ACCORD, will have the benefit of reducing pollutants which if the cock-slap looks at the equation above would reduce SMOG!

Mr. Harper air pollution and climate change are not separate issues!!!

Here is more of Mr. Harper's sheer brilliance:
"I think we should take it seriously, but the Kyoto targets which would see Canada reduce (carbon dioxide) targets by 30 per cent -- the only country in the world that has agreed to any kind of similar reductions -- I just think is not realistic."

Perhaps the opposite is true, maybe CANADA is yet again being a LEADER in the world!

But Stephen said "the science is still evolving". TRANSLATION: let's do what we want and delay looking after the environment because after all we don't have all the scientific answers, so let's DO NOTHING!!!

This left me with no alternative then to award MR. STEPHEN HARPER with ENVIRONMENTAL ASSHOLE AWARD too because he criticized opposition to offshore oil and gas drilling off B.C.'s Pacific coast, saying it would be economically disastrous for B.C.

Yet again taking the corporate attitude of lets make money and FUCK the ENVIRONMENT, which people find so endearing and trusting in politicians!

If you would like to read the article where these quotes, and facts were taken from <Click Here
If you want to know what you can do about this, read the entry below entitled:
The Right to Bitch begins with VOTING!!

The Right to Bitch, Begins with VOTING!!

Ok, that time has quickly approached us, it's time to VOTE!
I strongly believe that is a RIGHT and a DUTY to vote. We are fortunate to live in a country where we can do so without fear of death, repercussions, or what happened in the US with W. BUSH!

REASONS TO VOTE:
1. It gives you the right to BITCH, if you DO NOT VOTE, then you have really no say in whether the government is good or bad, because you did not do anything to help elect or stop them from being the government. In other words you were a COMPLACENT and LAZY FUCK!
2. Voting is SEXY and MYSTERIOUS, because no one needs to know who you cast your ballot for, and exercising a democratic right is SEXY, just ask all those supermodels who come from Dictatorship countries, they'll tell you.
3. VOTING says something; even if you don't agree with any candidate, you can SPOIL YOUR BALLOT! It tells all the candidates that you thought they weren't good enough to lead, and thus don't have the confidence of the people.
4. VOTE because you can, some groups of people in certain countries have no right to vote; women, religious groups.
5. VOTE because it's just the right thing to do.

As you can tell, I am a strong believer in the power of the VOTE. I hope you will VOTE. And I hope whoever is elected won't turn out to be a big COCKSLAP like Dalton McGuinty is!

Scary Fun! It ain't CATS!

I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of musicals.
This one is FUN and SCARY.
The musical is: EVIL DEAD 1&2- the musical.
Much like the movies that this musical is based on.
It is also going to the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal this year.
Don't believe me?
Check out the website!
<CLICK HERE!

HELP save the FISH!!!

OK, this is something that might sound funny and trivial. But it needs your serious attention:
Chilean Sea Bass are being seriously over-fished and are on the brink of extinction!
Scientists have been monitoring the decline for several years and believe if this overfishing continues this fish may be commercially extinct within 5 years.
There is only one way this can be stopped:
DO NOT EAT CHILEAN SEA BASS!
If the consuming public refuses to eat this fish, the market for sea bass will drop and the fish will essentially be saved.

What can I do?
1. Don't order or eat Chilean Sea Bass
2. Tell your friends about this.
3. Eat Salmon, Catfish, Mahi-Mahi, Halibut instead.
4. Don't eat in restaurants that serve Chilean Sea Bass.
<Click on this informative cartoon for the real story on Chilean Sea BassThanks!

Day After Tomorrow - Movie Review

OK, this will be a quick review.
Special Effects - Great!
Story Line/Plot - Horrible!
Worst Part - Sela Ward stays behind to sit with a dying bald child with cancer.
Part that made me say what the f*@k? - Jake Gyllehaal who is in NYC tells his dad Dennis Quaid, "I'm at the Library." Course when Dennis arrives in snow-capped NYC he knows exactly which library his son is in.
Summation:
If you are a fan of Special FX and don't mind a corny written story, then go see it. Otherwise wait for it to be on TV late one night when you have insomnia.

Jesus in the Theatre!!!

For those of you in Toronto, looking for good theatre. I strongly recommend you check out Stephen Adly Guirgis'(written for NYPD Blue and the Sopranos) play:
Jesus Hopped The 'A' Train
It is incredible. The Dialogue. The scenes. The intensity, and The Acting.

I am biased because a good friend of mine is in this show and he is stellar. I know that Paolo Mancini who plays the lead Angel Cruz, is a great comedic actor, but whoa! HE brings his dramatic chops to life in this role. Rothaford Gray, is flawless as Lucius Jenkins. Steve Coomes who has the least amount of stage time, takes us home with his monologue near the end.

Soon to be on Broadway in NYC, check it out while it's in TO in a cool space.
Jesus Hopped the 'A' Train
June 2-19
The Berkeley Street Theatre (Upstairs)
26 Berkeley Street
<click here for theatre info.

Coming Up in June!!!

OK, I know I've been on a little political bender lately...but June is here and Election awaits us. Nonetheless, this posting is about a popular feature on my blog: COCK SLAP of the Month. June's winner will be posted very soon if you have any suggestions please forward them and they will be considered. Till then be well!